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Oct04

The Chair – Explicit Erotica

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 4th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
Posted In: Erotica

When Jon and I approach the chair in the misty forest, we have no idea of its origin or superpowers. It tries to steal our love and turn it into fear, but do we have the strength to fight its amazing powers of persuasion and multi-orgasms. A supernatural explicit tale written in first person and containing over 4500 words.

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Oct02

Ten Ways To Spice Up a Blowjob

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 2nd, 2011 at 4:50 pm
Posted In: Tips for a Hot Sex Life

Giving a blowjob is an act not every women enjoys, but giving into this emotional disgust may turn this pleasure into a selfless sexual act, as we take the feelings of our partner into account. When performed consistently, blowjobs help us to get in tune with our own sexuality, tone our face and jaw, and become self-content in our own skin. We can become a better lover by giving, learning, and sharing. One selfless act warrants the same received pleasure. Although there are tons of ways to spice up a blowjob, here are my favourite ten.

1. Clothing: Just because he is wearing clothes does not mean we have to ignore his twitching pleasures beneath. In fact, it is rather horny to lick and fondle a dick while it is still covered. Take off his trousers and rest the tongue upon his boxers. Tease him until he becomes a slave who is desperate for more.

2. Food: Use food to add a diverse sensation he will remember. The mind holds onto all sexual images, especially the memorable ones.  Ice cream, honey, angel delight, treacle, yoghurt, or whipped cream are great tools to try. Sure, it might turn the situation sticky, but perfect sex in the movies is not how it proves to be in reality.

3. Material: Drape a piece of leather, silk, velvet, fake fur, a scarf or whatever else over his penis. Tease it up and down his shaft and over his tip. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep29

Why The “Urgh” When it Comes to Piss?

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 29th, 2011 at 9:30 pm
Posted In: Fantasy, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I like to bring up daft subjects around people, and one I seemingly brought up several weeks back was golden showers or, in layman terms, a couple urinating on each other. My friend, a female, and a young man sat across the table screamed in disgust. “Urgh, it is disgusting,” and if I went near my fellow with the question of “Simon, can I piss on you,” he would look at me in disgust. Hmm, I had to wonder if I’m the only freak in the room full of 300 plus people into this scene.

What is the big deal with experimental sex? I’ve already had one guy sending me a video of a him pushing a lynx can up his ass, so what’s different about feeling the warm trickles of piss streaming down the face. Is it because we have been taught to view urine as a dirty by-product in the body? Performing research for my book brought me to some wonderful links, one of which is the fact urine is 95% sterile and crammed full of white blood cells and enzymes that will kill most disease in the body, if given the chance. Urea, derived from urine, is added to anti-wrinkle cream products. Ah girls, is that enough to put you off Olay for life? Notice the ingredient “urea” and know that we are rubbing artificial piss on our face. Might as well piss on a cotton bud and rub it into the skin for better effects.

Golden showers will not arouse everyone, but since life is short, and time is apparently speeding up, it is time we dropped the hunch from the shoulders and embraced life a little. So it will either bring up looks of disgust or envy, when discussed in groups of friends, but I doubt the subject of piss would enter the mind of most women. Life is too short to think of everything as Urgh, would you agree?

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Sep28

We Don’t Need To Deep Throat Girls

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 28th, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Posted In: Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I suppose we have porn to blame for in regards to the thought of men loving deep throat. A sensuous blow job is enough, and men do not need the recognition of us swallowing his love juice, although it can be a turn on. As an experimental female, I had one man who I used to hook up with for hot sex, and he was critical about my jiggling thighs, so I thought I’d give him a sizzling blow job before binning him for good!

Jay was a diver in Sharm El Skeikh, Egypt, and after I had tied him up and blindfolded him, I licked up and down his penis softly causing it to twitch. “Why don’t you deep throat me? My girlfriend does.” Hell yes, the Virgo was eccentric, egotistical, and damn critical. I’d had enough. Maybe I should have covered his dick in ice cream and left him to sort himself out, but I had other ideas. Perhaps with the power of my tongue, I could cause him to crave more of my technique. It worked. While his body was quivering, I had “what the hell are you doing girl. That feels amazing.” The power of the tongue is all we need girls. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep19

Car Flirting

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 19th, 2011 at 12:35 pm
Posted In: Non-Sexual

The bloody inventions of today. Has anyone seen the eyelashes added to the headlights on cars? It’s a bit too girly for me, in my opinion. So how does the car flirt with another? It can’t singly wink, and when we flash someone, it’ll be a double wink, which is just a pair of closed eyes anyway.

In America, men can buy a pair of balls and hang them on the bumper. They are called bumper nuts. So now we don’t need to vamp ourselves up to the nines and flirt with strangers to get laid, our cars work the magic for us.

What the hell will the next invention be? Perhaps a pair or rubber lips that open up and secrete spunk when one hoots the horn? Or perhaps an exhaust in the shape of a large penis. Seriously guys, would you drive around with a pair of red balls firmly stuck to your bumper? I sure made me laugh though!

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Sep16

Why is Masturbation STILL Frowned Upon?

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 16th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Posted In: Masturbation

I like to have stimulating conversations with people, especially regarding sex, while trying to open up his or her mind, but for some people, they are adamant that masturbation is a desperate act. Even most women will refrain. Masturbation is the safest option of sex available right now. Open up the mind to the pleasures of masturbation and the male g-spot. Exploring the anus does not make one homosexual. Is is there for a reason – for pure experimentation. However if one has been brought up view solo sex or masturbation as unnatural, this is why problems may occur. Instead, we must question where our beliefs stem from. I’m not talking about a quick wank reading porn magazines or watching porn, as this form of masturbation is a quick release of tension, although still healthy. We should put our mind, body and spirit into our orgasms. Only then will our orgasms become more powerful, as mine are. Our bodies hold tension, and an orgasm is the natural release of this tension. Men and women who do not relaase this tension may find that depression, self-doubt, anger, and even violence could erupt. Religion works hard to change people’s beliefs onto that of the Church and our sinful nature, and we walk around with this huge burden on our shoulders until we die. Fuck it! Start enjoying the body that God has given you, for masturbation is one of the only free tension releasing acts we can engage in right now.

Sex and orgasms work to increase vitality, reduce stress, enhance pleasure, and preserve a healthy mind and body. Regular orgasms also work to strip off up to ten years. When natural endorphins—more potent than morphine—release during orgasm, they relieve pain, calm anxiety, and act as a preventative toward insomnia and depression. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sep15

One Night Stands

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 15th, 2011 at 9:15 am
Posted In: Non-Sexual

I used to part of this group. I didn’t love myself enough so I spread myself thinly. It is nice to feel desired, but this is the ego being kind to us and than shooting us in the heart when love does not come our way. Sex does not lead to love, or maybe it does for the very small minority of people, because I found out the harsh way. I seriously thought that by being an adventurous wild child in the bedroom, I would attract a like minded man who would want a relationship with me. It never happened. However, it is nice to feel in control, especially when I am still desired by one of the lovers who treated me so coldly.

So why do we have one night stands? To feel wanted. Everyone wants to feel desired and loved, even the evil people of the world have that sparkling star in the darkest night at the disgust of humanity and how we are so easily manipulated. It is a natural emotional response to life. However, we can spread ourselves too thinly. I used to hang around with people who deemed it desperate to be single, which I had been for eight years until I met my special boyfriend, Jon. To be honest, I was fucked up! I hated myself because I couldn’t hold onto a man. Deep down, I knew my previous boyfriends both hated themselves, because why would one mentally abuse someone he or she loved and try to gain possession with nasty words that are only a mirror image of how one perceives him or herself. In regards to my second love, he was too screwed up about his past to even give me a chance.

If we are in a mentally abusive relationship, it is not us who are the problem, but our partner. If the issues are still not resolved, and one has to take out this anger on another person, he or she is not ready to be in any kind of loving relationship!

In taking that first step to self love, we must be honest with ourselves and know that deep down we do not like ourselves very much. We are not meant to love ourselves. Look at the crap on TV, no woman is beautiful unless they are a size 0, with long hair, clear skin, and a tall figure, and for men, muscles and good looks equals sexy. It’s all bullshit! Everyone is sexy, and if one carries an air of confidence that is more humble than arrogant, we walk the path of sexiness.

Be kind to the body and it will reward us with wonderful happiness. When we feel happy with ourselves and are on the journey to love, with both the self and to seek love, we will attract a partner who mirrors our emotions. Let’s not tell ourselves we are complete failures because we do not have millions in the bank, or do not have the contacts of the Dragons Den Crew. We are wonderful, beautiful, kind, generous, compassionate, and loving. We must tell ourselves we are loveable or else true love is not going to manifest in our life.

So sometimes it’s better to ditch the one night stands and be brave with patience. The right person will come along when we get out there and love thy self. I am not talking of over-the-top vanity, but being kind to the self with nice words and actions.

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Sep06

Psychic Sex

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on September 6th, 2011 at 11:18 am
Posted In: Energy Tools, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I am very interested in the altered mind states one can accomplish, and I have been reading about psychic seduction or sex whereby one pushes the mind into an altered state, preferably Theta for best effects, but Alpha is also good – daydreaming mode, and sends horny thoughts to a partner. I have tried something similar in the past – telepathic sex, although psychic sex sounds so much more juicier. Since I can get into a deep meditative state by using advanced meditation techniques, such as the Breath of Fire and Alternate Nostril Breathing, this could be a fun move to try on my partner. Clearing the mind is often difficult to do when first trying meditation, but trust me it gets easier. Soon enough just five breaths will work its magic and relieve stress.

While telepathic sex can turn on our partner, psychic sex pushes all of our senses to enter red alert. If we can feel our partner touching us and he or she is not even there, we may wonder why everyone else isn’t working this magic? Everything that is beyond our senses is seen as the occult. We all have psychic abilities, but our normal working life and stress often depletes our extra sensory perceptions and psychic centres. A bad diet, nicotine and stress may also deplete our natural energy field, especially since we are bombarded with electro magnetic frequencies (EMF) everywhere we walk e.g. mobiles, cordless phones, computers, televisions, wi-fi technology. Generally, any electrical item can play havoc with our personal energy field, but we cannot give up. We have to fight and protect ourselves. I am still offering a free piece of orgonite. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Aug31

Lust

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on August 31st, 2011 at 10:47 am
Posted In: Fantasy

Lust is all around us – movies, music videos, and now computer games (maybe Lara Croft started that one off!) There are even subliminal sexual messages in Disney movies. If this was so important to Disney, why not state it loud and clear at the beginning of the movie. It is very sly that we are born into sexual submission from an early age. Check out the golden dildo in The Little Mermaid, which may not be on this video, but there are plenty of other Disney sexual subliminal videos on the Internet.

Small children watch these videos and the sexual subliminal message may not been seen consciously, but it does slip into the subconscious mind and can affect sexual behaviour in the future or perhaps at an early age. None of these subliminals are portraying love, it is all lust. This provides the notion that sex sells. I suppose I am contradicting myself especially since I write about sex but I don’t need to put golden dildos on my website. They are only words. I do use sexual imagery on the cover of my erotica, but it’s only to state that the book contains sexual content. The more I delve into my spirituality, the more I notice that love should be our choice, not lust. Lust has no substance. It is the notion of instant gratification, and since there are millions of porn sites, lust may always win over love because desire is powerful. Lust has the power to rule our minds to focus on this desire, but will we let it? If our mind is ruled by porn, sexual imagery on video games, and obsession with half-naked women and men in music videos and movies, we are probably more ruled by lust than love. Lust gives us that instant “God I want to rip off their clothes.” It is animal instinct within us all, but it does nothing to heal the planet. It can cause rage and addiction.

Sadly, since life is so harsh to us because we give away our power by negative thoughts and fear, if we want to grow and take back our power, we must research everything that we are taught, even what cartoon movies are teaching to our children. Thank fuck I’ve never liked the more recent Disney movies, but my favourite is Dumbo. Once we grow into awareness of the world around us, we take back our power and choose not to let it influence us. We do not have to choose porn or sexual imagery to masturbate over, we can think of our partner or a fantasy we would like to participate in. It doesn’t always have to be naked men or women to set our genitals on fire, simple relaxation can create our arousal. Even fetishes work toward lust and heaven knows how many of those there are in the world.

Instead of instant gratification that is gained from fantasies and porn, we can masturbate to love ourselves. It doesn’t always have to be a quick release. It is fun to spend several hours on achieving orgasm, and if one doesn’t have the time, take a day off work or make the time! Build it until one gets to the peak and then hold off. Keep it up to build slight frustration, then feel the loving energy building through every pore, and when that release comes send this loving energy into the Universe. If we focus love, gratitude and affection toward our orgasms, we are going to be sending that exact energy out with every release.

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Aug28

Underlying Emotions

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on August 28th, 2011 at 11:30 am
Posted In: Energy Tools

After an extremely exhausting week, I have been turning to a wonderful healing method known as Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT). Many practitioners of EFT charge for this service, but there is tons of free information on the Internet. I have felt an underlying anxiety where I feel worthless. Saturday was one of the only days where I didn’t cry buckets, but this morning I felt the same and started tapping on the specific meridian points.


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