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Nov29

Doctor’s Orders

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on November 29th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Posted In: Energy Tools, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I had a though today and I know why it doesn’t occur, but why don’t doctors write a prescription advising someone to simply masturbate for stress relief? Perhaps the GP would get sacked for abusing the system or not following “the system”. But it’s not exactly abuse, and masturbation is often viewed as abusing the body. It’s such bullshit! Doctors advise that patients should get exercise, but sex and masturbation are exercise and get the heart pumping. I guess the health industry know deep down that there is a lot of benefit to masturbation, but there no money if doctors prescribe sex over medication.

Let’s take menstrual pain. It’s a fucking drag and some women suffer with this pain every single month. There are tons of pain relievers from ibuprofen and Anadin to the usual paracetamol or advanced pain relief, but neither are natural. An orgasm is the outcome of masturbation and it does something to the body that a drug just can’t.

Sex is given a bad name especially from celebrities who promote sexual lust because they can’t sell records without showing enough flesh to get fan’s hearts racing. Of course, this is a quick release of sexual tension, but a long masturbation session that uses fantasy and thoughts of a partner will do so much more than relieve sexual tension, plus it will also burn calories. Masturbation teaches self-love rather than hate or abuse, and most of us despise ourselves or we wouldn’t make ourselves obese, kill ourselves with cigarette smoke, or drink into stupor states of oblivion. I’m not perfect, I still have issues with myself. Maybe they will never disappear but at least the guilt of masturbation or sex is not the main cause.  ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov28

Poem By My Sweet Lover

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on November 28th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Posted In: Inside A Man's Mind
More precious than diamonds, beer, or soft porn
She’s my butterfly angel I talk to each morn
A sexual marvel
A spiritual force
I’m speaking of Miss Helen Garvey of course
With a piercing third eye, she’s surfing the night
Uncovering clues to who’s wrong and what’s right
I’ve joined with her journey
I’ll stand by her side
Through troubles and triumphs she can always confide
As she plods through the darkness in search of the truth
And sifts amongst  lies we were taught in our youth
The Kundi grows stronger
Her chakras run deep
Often the strain overwhelms her to sleep
Her courage inspires me to work on myself
To dust off the guilties I’ve saved on my shelf
She’s fatally loyal
I know that she’ll stay
My sweet luvin lady the end of the day
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Nov24

Sex On The Menstrual Cycle

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on November 24th, 2011 at 4:18 am
Posted In: Fantasy

Is it just me, but I feel extra horny during my menstrual cycle. Perhaps it’s because the breasts swell and ache, or the cramps hit the groin, not to mention the bloating and Pre-Menstrual Tension (PMT), which can occur in most women, but I think we are extra horny for a reason…because sex can cure all of the above by release of an orgasm. The human body is a marvel. One only needs to get rid of the guilt put onto us from others and enjoy the body for we are together with our body for an entire lifetime and masturbation teaches self-love. It is the only act where we can get most intimate with ourselves. The menstrual cycle is strange. Some months I don’t even feel I’m on, but other times I get cramps and my breasts are tender a week before I start my period.

Sadly, most men are put off by having sex when a partner is on her menstrual cycle, and oral sex may be out of the question. I have a fantasy of a man going down on me and his mouth full of blood, which he shares with me in a kiss, but I can’t even stand the taste of blood when I’ve accidentally scraped my skin and licked the blood, so I doubt I’m going to like a kiss full of menstrual blood. Okay, maybe oral sex is too much to ask from a partner during a period, but hot sex is a bonus…it’s only blood…it’s still liquid. Stroke it over the clitoris, melt it with the female juices, and pump her until she comes.

If we continue to treat the menstrual cycle as a scene that turns off a man, that is how the social stigma will remain. Even some women think it’s disgusting, so instead of complaining and popping the pills, do something effective and go find a cure. Make a vacuum that cleans the pussy of blood and get on Dragon’s Den, I”m sure Deborah and Hilary will love it! I’m sick of the judgement when the cure is staring us in the face.

So next time a partner is lusting after you, think of the pain and agony women go through having to endure, on average, 1000 periods in a lifetime. What a drag. Fantasy is just that…fantasy. It doesn’t have to become real…it doesn’t have to be confessed…it’s just our mind’s way of helping us reach orgasm…and when those wonderful warm endorphins sweep through the body and banish menstrual pain…it’s such a blissful sensation. Orgasms are also more powerful during the menstrual cycle, in my opinion.

However, there are complications when having sex on the menstrual cycle. Are both partners free of sexually transmitted disease (STD), and is it possible to have mess-free sex on the menstrual cycle. The benefits of having sex on the menstrual cycle are intense orgasms and relief from period pain, a known problem for which most women would prefer to take painkillers than masturbate, and this constant problem keeps the drug industry in business. It’s time they went down together with the banks.

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Nov14

Relationship Doubts

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on November 14th, 2011 at 5:52 pm
Posted In: Dating

When we meet and fall in love with someone, our ego mind may come into play with silly relationship doubts. One of these doubts is “can I do better?” This has never happened to me, but I remember an instance where I heard those exact words and it made me wonder why someone would say that, especially if she was in love. True love would never bring up that doubt, or the ego may continue to confuse the mind with negativities.

The sad fact is that if we have doubts about a relationship, we are not in control of how that relationship will play out. Our ego may create situations that take us away from logic and safety and plunk us into dangerous territory. An affair or flirting are two examples. We flirt to grab attention from someone, which makes us feel attractive by others. Believe me, I used to be an attention seeker always looking for male attention. Some of you may still think the same as I write this blog. However, ten or one hundred one-night stands can not create the happiness one craves inside. I was looking for happiness in the wrong place instead of seeking it inside myself. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov13

Give Him A View He’ll Never Forget

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on November 13th, 2011 at 3:10 pm
Posted In: Fantasy, Masturbation

Last Friday on 11.11.11 was a wonderful day. Jon and I spent time together and I loved watching him rub his cock angrily and tease a finger inside his ass as I masturbated. He shared another threesome fantasy with me, and it awakened my sleeping pussy beneath.

The only downside to masturbation is the fact we can’t view our anatomy as close as a partner can, so on Friday I got really up close and personal in front of the computer. I slipped a dildo in, my ass inches from the screen, its fat head drawing out howling moans, all the time imagining how Jon’s generous cock would slip into me during our first romp. A dildo isn’t as good as the real thing. It can’t quite bend and stimulate the clit like a dick, and dildos are usually too big enough to satisfy. A nine inch dick isn’t as satisfactory as a fat six inch tasty piece of meat. Sometimes, bigger isn’t always better! Imagine trying to suck a nine inch cock without gagging!

While I fucked myself with fingers and spread my silky lube over my clit, my naked breasts rubbed against my bed, while my ass stood high in the air giving Jon a close up that made his tongue thirsty.

After an hour of hearing his deep signs and close to coming moans, I turned onto my back and continued my seduction. Silky juices dripped down my perineum and over my tight ass, and my legs shook as my orgasm built. Most of it the time, I’m not sat as close to the computer to give him a real “eat me out” experience, but he confessed that, before I came, cum dripped from me in thick blobs and my pussy turned dark purple before deep contractions turned it into a beautiful orchid that made his mouth water. Let’s not forget the delicious moans that slip off our tongue during our most intimate moments. Seconds later, he exploded with long contractions and energetic spurts with moans only a girl can dream of giving a man.

Clothes and make-up can’t make us feel sexy, but feeling sexy in our own skin and pushing through the limitations born from ego is the key to true sexiness. Give him a view he’ll never forget by sitting on his face or sitting inches from the computer during cybersex, and let him describe exactly what happens to our anatomy just before we experience a real orgasm.

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Nov06

Dating For The Older Crowd

by justmenonedxxp on November 6th, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Posted In: Dating

In the midst of all the dating sites online, it’s tough for the older crowd. If you’re over 50 years old, you’ve likely heard many times by now that you’re over the hill. What started this rumor that once you’ve reached the middle of your life, it’s all downhill from there? Well while I’m sure that sounds very believable, it’s really all in what you make of it.

Today’s baby-boomers will stop at nothing to put an end to this rumour. Mark Twain once said “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Truer words, I think, have never been spoken! So you’re a senior citizen – so what! Hear that… who cares how old you really are. Life doesn’t have to be relegated to planting flowers and rocking on your front porch talking about the good old days. Believe me; the good old days are just starting! You’re only as old as you feel and there’s too much emphasis placed on age anyway.

With maturity comes new knowledge and experiences that you can embrace and enjoy. You are blessed with the past memories you can share with those around you – your loved ones. But what if you’re a single senior? Is all hope lost for sharing your life and those memories with someone else? Not a chance!

When we say big business we’re talking millions upon millions invested in this age group to get you dating so trust me, there’s a WIDE open field just waiting for you. People are looking just like you are too. That’s the fun with online dating.

At one time, dating for seniors was essentially unthought of. The general consensus “back in the day” was that you found someone to marry and stayed married to them forever. Once they passed away, you were expected to simply live out the rest of your days as a widow or widower. Well, times have changed.

Divorce can also bring you to a newly single status. The divorce rate today is alarmingly high, but for some people, there isn’t another option. If you’re over 50 and you’d like to date, put your fears aside. There are so many safe ways to meet others who are in a similar situation. No longer do those over 50 have to rely on friends, family, or neighbors to provide them with dating opportunities.

Why should you be expected to be alone when you still have so much life to live? You shouldn’t! So you need to get out there and meet people – date, have fun, make new memories, have new experiences! What’s the best way to do that?

A quick search on the Internet shows that there are many, many websites dedicated to dating for the senior set. But it can be daunting – especially for those who aren’t Internet savvy. That’s where Online Dating make a difference.

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Oct21

Anal Bliss

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 21st, 2011 at 2:13 pm
Posted In: Fantasy

Ever since I began Tibetan Yoga about two weeks ago, I have been getting strong blissful urges in my perineum and ass. It happens at night when I am trying to get to sleep and I get these wonderful urges for penetration in my ass. Feels like I’m a teenager again, especially when I used to get deep urges to stick two fingers inside myself to experience what sex felt like.  Makes me crave Jon’s dick to soothe it and give him a tight lesson in lovemaking. We have tons of anal sex fantasies, and no doubt it will become real when I get the monies together and visit him.

As I slipped off my jeans and splayed my naked body on the bed, I thought about Jon giving me a back massage and rubbing his hard dick down my spine toward my lubed ass, already wet from the teasing orgasm he blessed upon me. I love it when the juices dribble from my wet slit to my ass, and he pushes his finger in gently to probe me and get a feel for my groans of pleasure during the real thing. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct13

Why Feel Guilt

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 13th, 2011 at 11:33 am
Posted In: Masturbation

Guilt is born from our ego mind and is only there to destroy our life and relationships. The easiest way to get rid of guilt is to dive deeper into that guilt. Question the guilt. What is its origin? Is it from religion, family, or friendships. We all want to offer advice to others and be seen as right every time. This is not our born from our spiritual self, it is ego-based. The real truth comes from within, not from an external source.

As a teenager, I discovered the pleasures of masturbation, but I experienced guilt afterward almost every time. However, my life choices have brought me here right now. My sacral chakra is healthy and strong and the powerhouse of my sexuality. Okay, my expeirence through The Dark Night of The Soul may steal my affections, but this does not happen frequently. I love orgasms and sex. If anything, it is one of the more positive connections I feel to myself, and I let go of the guilt a long time ago. Sexual guilt no longer has a hold over me. I’ve whipped its ass.

Going deeper into guilt and finding out why we feel the way we do can make a powerful change in how one views his or her sexuality. Far too many of us view oral sex, masturbation, porn, and anal sex as disgraceful sexual acts. If one can get rid of these self-sabotaging notions, the mind can take on a new existence and live its truth. ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Oct11

Ice Cream Parlour Erotica

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 11th, 2011 at 5:42 pm
Posted In: Erotica, Fantasy

Kundalini is killing my sex drive. Sometimes I don’t even want to write about sex let alone experience an orgasm, but other times, I feel normal again. Maybe Tibetan Yoga will sort me out. I’m up to fourteen repetition now – not bad considering it is only my eighth or ninth day, and I have only ever performed Power Yoga two or three times in the past. However, I must remember that Kundalini is only a temporary experience. I have days where I feel like love is surrounding me with a white light and I can forgive very easily, even dick drivers or tail gaters, and there are plenty of those about. The darkness within me is the pain I see in the world. Today, I’m full of positivity and love. I feel connected to source and very grounded.

Last night, Jon and I shared a delicious fantasy, which took place in an ice cream parlour. After manipulating him with lies of my pregnancy craving and soft glossy pout, he reopened his shop and attended to my every need. While he nervously fumbled with his scoop and pulled it through the Banana and Coffee ice creams, I thought he looked cute and somehow I sensed a rampant devil inside of him, although his shyness hid it from anyone who grew near.

“Here you go ma’am. Hope that taste as nasty as it looks.”

“It’s banacoffee, far tastier than banoffee,” I said, smiling and fed myself the sweet treat, ensuring his eyes fixed on my pout the entire time.

“Is that good?” he asked.

“Wanna try some? Get your sexy ass round here and I’ll feed you some.”

From the look on his face, no girl had ever been so direct and flirtatious. He pulled up his tiny bar and walked through it to the bench near the entrance where I sat. Only inches from each other, I felt his warm breath as he opened his mouth and watched me feed him. His aura mixed electricity with mine, a sublime chemistry eloping into something supernatural.

“You look like you’re enjoying that. Why don’t you feed me now,” I commanded. Fuck, I don’t know what came over me, but when he fed me with my favourite ice cream, I exploded into a river of cum beneath my jeans. Dates in the past didn’t get past five minutes of foreplay, yet this felt incredibly erotic and the perfect way to tease my way into his crotch. Seconds later, soft cream melted around my lips and onto my chin. I opened my eyes and watched his hungry eyes undress me. We kissed softly, our lips brushing together before the urge grew stronger and manic. Fuck, he knew just want to do as he teased his fingers around my breasts avoiding my stiff peaks. How I longed for his touch masturbating my nipples harder.

Now the shy man in the ice cream parlour who, at first, was hesitant to relieve my craving turned into a wild, exciting, spontaneous, and sensuous lover who set my clit burning with lust for more with every touch. I sensed his hard prick, although it had not yet slipped between my fingers. His deep moan said it all.

Get your fucking hands on my breasts right now churned through my mind. It had been months since I lusted after a stranger. The scent of the ice cream turned me on further, and his hands warmed my goose bumps. We fell onto the floor and his hands crept inside my t-shirt to my bare silky breasts. He tweaked my nipples massaging them left to right and an electrical impulse hit my perineum when his fingers crept into my trousers and teased everywhere but my clit. Perspiration hit every pore in my body and the ice cream parlour stranger looked bewildered as he applied all effort to pull them off.

“It’s your turn,” I confessed. “Get on your back.”

He had a look of both terror and disbelief as he stared at me with his huge brown eyes. His jeans were easy to pull off, and the sight of his hardness beneath his boxers tickled my thoughts. I pushed two fingers into the melted ice cream and smothered it over his cock. He groaned so hard I thought he had shattered the glass casing the dozens of huge tubs of ice cream. “This is what you get for teasing me. Are you ready for more,” I said with a massive grin.

“No, I can’t take any more teasing. Feel like I’m going to explode. Not even a porn movie has ever made me so hard.”

I kissed his dick with hot breaths, and he pushed his hands over his head and threw his head left to right. After watching his frustration and feeling more powerful than a survey driven sexiest female celebrity in the world, I carefully pulled down his boxers and his dick sprang to life glistening with pre-cum under the moonlight sky.

I chuckled at my next thought, picked up the melted tub of ice cream and poured it over his cock. “Holy shit,” moaned the stranger, “I never knew ice cream could be so much fun.”

I massaged his inside thigh, balls, and perineum, pushing the sticky cream everywhere but his twitching dick that ached for a pull. Pushing him onto his front, I sunk my face beneath his ass cheeks and rimmed his tight hole, while my right hand wanked his cock firmly. I found it difficult to surrender to his pleasure, since his quaking body kept pushing me away from the hot spot. “Holy shit, that feels so horny,” he groaned and joined me in masturbating his cock. With the last few drops of the ice cream, I soaked my finger and pushed it gently up his anus.

Before I knew it, he swept me into his strong arms and forced me on my back slipping his cock between my tight breasts. Ice cream melted off his dick onto my chest keeping it wet and moist. “I want to taste you,” I moaned, saliva rolling off my tongue down my chin. Running my tongue around my wet lips secured my craving…..and in reality, we experienced the wonderful electrical contractions swimming through our bodies.

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Oct05

Red Hot Fun

by Girl With A Dirty Mind on October 5th, 2011 at 5:29 pm
Posted In: Fantasy, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

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