How to Get A Tight Pussy for FREE
on January 18th, 2012 at 2:45 pmI received my new copy of Bizarre magazine today and inside it was an leaflet advertisement for Orgasm Enhancer who promise that “The Elisex and Viva orgasm enhancers provide stronger and longer orgasms by strengthening and toning those intimate muscles.” But at a price of £99.99 and £199.99, I say have more orgasms and get a tight pussy for free. During an orgasm, the vagina contracts, and I’m sure your partner will confirm this fact, or you can place a finger inside your vagina during orgasm and feel for yourself.
I like giving my boyfriend extreme close ups of my pussy during orgasm. He describes it opening up like an orchid and then juices ooze out as it turns from the darkened ruby back to its original shade. The pussy is a magnificent sight. Most women may say it looks ugly, or some will go to the extreme and have vaginal surgery, but this area is a heavenly sight for millions of men. I love mine.
The great thing about having a real orgasm is how the pussy doesn’t feel it is doing kegal toning exercises during orgasm, as those exercises suck, which is why I am greedy with orgasms and it hurts to stick a massive dildo inside me, as I am so tight. I will never stick a pelvic floor muscle toning machine inside me, but I will allow Jon to slide into me, while I squeeze his cock internally, although that will be a pleasant experience rather than a hindrance.
I think most people forget that a clitoral orgasm does so much more than cause wonderful endorphins to perform their own marching parade all over the body and mind. The pelvic floor muscles strengthen with every orgasm, and as most women’s vaginas contracts for an average of eight seconds, this is a lot of intensive exercise in such a short a period of time.
Fair enough, there are companies out there who want us to have stronger, longer orgasms, but forget about the toning tools, buy a synchronised dildo like the We Vibe 3 and do the real thing instead. Have more sex, masturbate more, enjoy the orgasms, and get a tighter pussy, longer orgasm, kill stress, and achieve glowing skin for free. I wish stuff like this was advertised all over the media instead of the draining fear-based propaganda all the time. After a splendid quickie orgasm with my Jon this afternoon, I am full of love and gratitude for life.
Women who have never experienced orgasm, and women who are not sure if they have, often ask, “What does an orgasm feel like?” This is a hard, if not impossible, question to answer. Imagine trying to explain to someone what it feels like to sneeze or yawn. Not easy to do. How our senses and brain interpret physical stimuli is subjective, that is dependent solely on the individual’s perceptions. Subjective reports frequently mention a sensation of tingling in the spine, brain, and genital areas. While some women relay an experience being on the verge of passing out, others report a level of enjoyment only somewhat less than that of “the earth moving”. If a woman has experienced some form of nerve damage, she may not be able to tell if she has had an orgasm.
To be honest, I am surprised 43% reported experiencing orgasm every time they engage in sex, which for some could be masturbation, but on the other hand, the 19% who have not experienced orgasm exceeds the 10% commonly reported. I suspect Jane magazine has a young readership, which may explain a better success rate during partnered sex, and higher than expected pre-orgasmic rate. Many young women don’t learn to masturbate to orgasm until their late teens or early twenties, often times after being sexually active with a partner for several years. Young men today have access to the Internet, which may provide some enlightenment on how to pleasure a woman, versus prior generations, who acquired their sexual knowledge from locker room conversations and Penthouse Forum, and similar magazines.