Soon after our call ended, I stripped off my clothes and jumped into the shower, my cock tall and hard as a clock tower in a rain storm. At first, I massaged around the opening with my soapy fingers while tugging and fondling my now swollen nuts. After a thorough douching, I began probing my ass with a slippery finger isolating my g-spot, the pleasure almost knocking me off my feet. Now after two and even three fingers, I replaced them with my little blue comedian and pushed it in deeper.

The huge cucumber was soaking in a pot of hot water by the bed next to my big bottle of grapeseed oil and extra towels. I quickly dried off and now, incredibly horny and full of anticipation, laid down on my bed grabbing my fat black butt plug on the way.

Although a little uncomfortable initially, soon my anus relaxed sucking in the slick silicone. Mmm, fuck this felt nice. I drizzled more oil over my bursting sac and down into my ass. It wasn’t long before I reached for the cuke and proceeded to lube it up like a thick cock together with the oil and precum that had gathered on my belly. Sliding the 14″ length up and down my crack, the warm vegetable felt very much like I imagined a real dick would.

Still on my back, I relaxed further accepting this wonderful new sensation deep inside me. Pumping slowly, I now flipped over into doggy allowing me more control. I returned full focus to my g-spot milking my prostate (evidenced by the stream of sweet liquid dribbling from my throbbing tip).

The reaction that followed remains unparalleled. It was all I could do to keep my grip on the greasy green dildo as my rhythm broke and my whole body convulsed with electric euphoria. Creamy cucumber dressing exploded from within saturating both towels and bed sheets beneath my exhausted body. I collapsed, fucked and satisfied.