Aside from the squirting dildos of the world, which are heaps of fun, by the way. Fill the dildo with anything – chocolate, ice cream, milk, water, or real cum. And if you want to make your own squirting dildo, dig out your fat dildo, burn a hole through the centre with an incense stick , and voila! I’ve not tried to make a squirting dildo, but it’s an idea.
There is some other strange sex toys out there, which I’ve listed here:
Bumhole Spritz: So you’ve emptied your colon, and taken a shower or bath. You’re excited about your partner rimming your ass, but even though you’re fresh between your cheeks, there’s still a lingering thought about its scent. Use this spray to turn your ass hole into orangey freshness. Although £17.95 is a tad steep for a fucking ass spray, but that’s my opinion.
Latex Crafting Kit: If you have an inventive mind, this £50 kit provides everything you need to start making your own rubber outfits. Make a rubber hand glove to wank your partner with, which comes out only for special occasions, or when he has “behaved,” (dominatrix style). The kit provides latex glue, seam cleaner, shiner, cutters, and obviously the instructions. Club Rub run a “how to make latex clobber” workshop.
Hand Job Sex Machine: At almost £350.00, this funky sex toy has grabbed amazing reviews. If you can cope with what sounds like a sewing machine, invest in this wanking robot!
Suction Handcuffs: I love these strange but unique handcuffs, which are the perfect weapon to use to keep a partner at your command, especially if he’s been naughty! Strong suction cups are attached to velcro fastening cuffs, and these are the perfect sex toy with which to tie up your partner in the shower or bath. Turn your partner into a slave for the day.
