I’ve met a few great men online, and one of them was the best shags of my life, but on the other hand, the world of online dating can turn into a perverse pleasure for many individuals. Men and women can lie about their age, pretend to be somebody they are not, and even scam people out of money.
To all those looking for love through online dating, I would give it a miss. Instead, request your needs through the Universe and let him/her find you. Here’s some of my haunting scenarios through online dating:
- I once met up with a man from Birmingham. He was raunchy as hell, but he was also rough. When he entered me, I realised this was going to be no pleasure for me since his penis was tiny. Size does matter, although experts say it should not. I faked most of my pleasure, but I felt he was too intense.
Soon the conversation turned to when I would be visiting him in Birmingham, and I tried to make the best excuse I could. I stupidly left him in my flat while I went to work the next day, and he chilled at mine for over half a day before finally leaving.
Thank fuck! Was kind of scary. I didn’t want to see him again, and he turned quite vicious on me when I told him why. He said “I hope I have given you Aids”, which kind of scared me a little as he didn’t want to use a condom. He did apologise to me and state he did not have the disease, but I should have been firmer with my decision, but we all make mistakes I guess.
- Although I’ve met up with Dave a couple of times, this was also a bizarre time. I think I met him on one of these rating sites, and he was ever so confident on screen with his long red hair, toned six-pack, and cheeky ways. We met up, and I found him to be quite shy.
Beforehand, while I was waiting for him at the train station, I thought I would be the one feeling a little insecure, but I guess not. We returned to my place and I started cooking chinese stir fry. Dave shocked me by walking into my kitchen completely nude. There was nothing sexual about it, he didn’t pounce on me or kiss me or do anything flirtatious, he simply poured himself a glass of water.
I found it totally bizarre and I knew I would have a time seducing him. I did fancy him, although when I watched him sitting fully naked on my sofa with his legs rested upon the length, it kinda turned me off. I knew the best move to make on him was to get naked, so I stripped off my clothes and leapt into bed.
He started cuddling his naked body next to mine, and it started getting raunchy. We kissed, but he was quite dominant too. His kiss turned me wet. I kissed down his chest and hips until I reached his balls, but when I performed oral sex on him, he was quieter than a mouse. It was a turn off. I like a man to show he is at least enjoying the pleasure. It soon got worse. We started fucking, and I broke my bed. Bit of a no-hoper. We have spoken since, and he said he wished he had displayed a wilder side, but it’s one chance to make an impression with me.
- I once joined Plenty of Fish for a laugh and to meet some new people. So I was bold and flirted with many men after glancing through their profile. One of them turned into a psycho because I hadn’t returned his message. He said I was not spiritual and I had a bad attitude.
Whether there was a glitch in one of the Plenty of Fish mailing programs, he did catch my eye and he was also one of the first people I mailed, but is it my fault that the message did not arrive at his end? When people do not get their own way or they are ignored, the true angry side begins to unleash. I deleted my profile immediately.
There are others I do not care to mention, but online dating is a waste of time, well it was in my opinion. You will always attract what you put out, so if it is a desperate vibe to meet someone, you will meet an equally desperate person. However, if you know what you want in a person, and you remain patient, cupid will line you up to meet the perfect person in the most unexpected of places.
