Not sure about you, but I always used to get off on the thrill of having sex at work when I worked in my administrative position. I used to constantly text and email. Once, I was even having an MSN conversation about sex with an ex, and my boss walked in and over to the photocopier without blinking an eyelid. Deep inside, I wondered if I would ever get caught. Sure, I did at the council. My mate and I got told off for sending 400 emails a week to each other. Well damn if you didn’t talk to your mates at work then it would be pretty fucking boring! I’ve never been an arse licker – well perhaps in the bedroom – but not at work!

Don’t get me talking about the crush I had on the postman, and how I wrote a short erotic story on him, imagining what it would be like to pull him in, push him into the stationary cupboard, and let his hard cock rub against my clit. Mmm!

Is work really that important to make you turn serious and away from your fun elements? Flirt with your colleagues, text your boyfriend or a potential crush, and get browsing on the internet. Hey, you’re not causing them to spend any more money by checking out a couple of sites. If it’s not you searching or flirting, it will always be another one, and most of them higher up the management ladder.

If you truly hate your job then perk yourself up with a little text sex. Even better, get frisky at work and record a video of you stroking yourself before sending it your partner to add a thrill to his/her day. I love getting the urge to email my partner while he the managing director at his workplace and getting him so horny that he has to run to the bathroom to relieve himself. Domination is so hot! The power of words and actions can turn your partner into your own little sex toy!