Jun09
One of the best ways to get fit is to do an activity that you enjoy. For me, I love masturbating and blow jobs. A good masturbation session gets the heart rate up and burns calories. Sucking on a cock for thirty minutes will burn even more.
Both these activities have benefits:
- Blow jobs tone the face and jaw – areas that can become saggy as one grows older. Creams may have a sudden tightening effect, but they are a waste of money!
- Blow jobs burn up to 500 calories per half an hour (I think I read this off the internet a couple of years ago…and it stuck). I realise this is a long time to suck someone off, but just think of the benefits as well as your partners enjoyment.
- Masturbation helps you to learn what you enjoy, how you like to be stroked/licked etc.
- Rubbing yourself can be build up into a marathon of fun. If you have only ten minutes to burn, rub yourself to a frantic orgasm without feeling guilty. If you have hours to play with, get naked, get your mind actively thinking about fantasies, and masturbate until you are the peak…then stop. Keep this up to build an orgasm that is out of this world wild.
- Blow jobs and masturbation are NOT a sin. The religious idiots want everyone to believe that. Fuck them! Sex is amazing, and fun, and if you want to fuck morning, noon, and night, do it!
