Another search that many people seem to do that brings them to my website is the Squirting Dildo.

Just wonder if anyone has popped off to a sex shop online or on the high street – although I’ve never seen it in Ann Summers – for the Squirting Dildo I reviewed a couple of months ago?

If you like to pleasure yourself with eight or nine inches of meaty goodness, fill it with water, lotion, or your own juices, fuck yourself silly, and squirt the remnants over your breasts, face, or even inside the pussy. It really is a fun toy.

Now we’re talking about Ann Summers, no offence but there is not much of a variety of fat dildos to purchase. The best thing I bought in there was my iGasm, which is still fun when I choose to use it on occasions, but it gets me off too fast and my clit is kind of numb afterwards, a bit like it feels after riding on my mountain bike for hours. Fingers are the best way to deliver the hottest orgasms.

Even the dildos that they pass round at Ann Summers parties look like all the rest. A green one would be different. Maybe I’m wrong, and the Squirting Dildo is available. I suppose it has been years since I stepped my sexy ass into there.

I’ve got a couple of links on this website that have thousands of sex toys. Variety is the spice of life. I would avoid ever using PABO though. One of the customer service reps called me a bitch after they fucked up my monthly payments for a couple of toys. Okay, it did take place years ago, but still if people want me to buy their products, a little respect is necessary.