Women, unfortunately, will suffer from fanny farts at one time or another. My pussy is so tight that it even sucks in air during medicine ball sit-ups at the gym. It is damn uncomfortable, but ah fuck it…that’s my unique body.

Fanny farts are simply caused from air being pushed into the hole during intercourse and orgasm. During orgasm, the pussy contracts involuntary sucking in air at a rapid rate. Fanny farts happen in the pussy (and ass, I suppose), and it shouldn’t cause any embarrassment. They are issues in the bedroom, or wherever else you like to get kinky, that should make it easier to be yourself around your partner. Try sucking them in if it makes you feel better, but they will eventually explode, and I am guessing that small fanny farts are better than a thunderous one that sounds like you’ve eaten something dodgy.

It all comes down to confidence. If your partner pulls a face, sit on his face and fart. It should be a funny experience. Legs on top of partner’s shoulders always causes fanny farts in me, as does doggy style. They make me chuckle, and I don’t give a toss what my partner or any other lover I’ve slept with thinks about them.