This was my first full time writing job, reviewing adult entertainment websites, or porn. I followed a specified layout, and used SEO keywords throughout the 750 word reviews. I got paid 10$ too for each review. I managed 75-100 per week, until the wage dipped down to 7$ per review.
A man’s dream job perhaps, although it certainly did nothing for me. Porn sites are a waste of money, and you can even review the sites and their pros and cons at www.thepornreview.com. Many of them have exclusive content, but it is hardly updated frequently. Okay, there are gorgeous girls (and guys – I salivated over some of those tattooed Gods) with plastic fannies – yes that’s what I thought. There is nothing long about those lips, nothing suckable. Don’t men prefer a natural looking pussy?
I suppose it’s like fake boobs. Each to their own? Press-ups keep the tits firm. I’ve absolutely detest bras, and will only wear one when absolutely necessary. My tits are still supple and firm at 29, so the myths about them sagging are complete bullshit so that lingerie companies can sell their gear. Twenty press-ups a day, and you’ll be able to throw away those uncomfortable bras.
What did I learn about porn sites? Some of them have daft names. Whitepussyonblackcock.com, or something very similar. Some of the sites will not match the explicit minds of some males (and females), like those of teenage girls kissing their girlfriends slow and sensually, without much action of pounding each other with dildos.
I prefer raunchy, but I like to make my own movies, and the thought of them still turns me on. There was one guy with a humongous cock (supposedly, but I didn’t see it) who spunked all over women’s faces – AND I mean all over. I found the erotic photography sites to be the most arousing. With most of them, you play a flat fee and get access to over 100 websites through the Porn Network.
Unfortunately, I didn’t get to review many dominatrix’ or bondage sites. The company I worked for went bust due to this damned recession. Was a fun six months though. Would you give up your day job to review porn?
Review porn all day? After the initial thrill I’d probably get sick of it. Hell I don’t even like most porn that’s marketed for men. It’s boring. Now I love a sexy beautiful woman, but watching some nasty guy fuck a woman for 15 minutes and listening to her fake moans the whole time isn’t all that arousing to me. Or even interesting.
Interesting! Thanks for answering my question.
It’s like oysters. You have to open a lot before you get to the pearls. (Which should always be cleaned on your tongue. Salty and creamy white. What’s not to like?)
Melody x