It’s always easy for men to build a toned bum because they often take control in the bedroom and thrust their partner constantly. Most women lie down and absorb the pleasures, whereas others, like myself, like to take control and get in an awesome workout that beats an hour of sweating in the boring gym. […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It is not often that I choose a vibrator over fingers, however I forced myself into a horny mood. Fingers are so versatile to use during masturbation; they can rub softly, hard, side to side, up and down, and circle. Vibrators have to be moved in that way, but I had an urge this afternoon […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Everyone burns calories, would you agree? If ten percent of calories are burnt when the body digests food, and sixty percent of calories are burnt at rest through the basal metabolic rate (BMR), that leaves thirty percent of calories burnt from activities, including sex and masturbation. I am not too sure how many calories an […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You are the most important person in the Universe. Not even the most complex machine, or the T100 from T2 is more important than you, so you must remember that you have the ultimate power over your actions. Tips to be the one who everyone wants to kiss: Always brush your tongue for a couple […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Warning! This may offend some readers, and is only for the more experimental minds. My friend touched upon a subject after a ‘scrabble’ marathon. I thought I would share it with you. The asphyxiation wank is a very taboo subject, and it is rarely practiced by couples during intercourse. Only very experienced mistresses will dare […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I fell ill with a bug, or it may have been food poisoning the other day. Obviously, I had no energy to think about sex, but only after I’d slept off the illness did sexual thoughts invade my mind. My fingers crept over my naked body, and I brushed my thighs. Mmm I fantasised my […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Off I popped to the cinema tonight to watch The Ghost. Man, the people who put trailers together are good. It was quite slow, but there were a good choice of actors in Polanski’s production, plus it was polished and I liked the acting. Shutter Island was better. Watched that three times. Still think Teddy […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve shared a cum kiss with most of my lovers, except those who tasted really funky – I guess I should have given them a taste of their own medicine! Apparently, the taste of cum all comes down to diet. Men can easily change the taste of their spunk through simple changes – like quitting […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This was my first full time writing job, reviewing adult entertainment websites, or porn. I followed a specified layout, and used SEO keywords throughout the 750 word reviews. I got paid 10$ too for each review. I managed 75-100 per week, until the wage dipped down to 7$ per review. A man’s dream job perhaps, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I love to listen to music when I’m fucking. I usually never say “make love” as I’m not used to it, so I will refer to the more romantic ‘make love’ throughout this post Experiment with a variety of music genres when it comes to ‘lovemaking’ with your partner. Dance and rock can lead to frantic […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well what a productive morning I’ve had. Some fucker keyed my car a couple of weeks ago, so yesterday I removed the scratches, and today I wanted to wax it to a beautiful shine. Unfortunately, it had rained overnight so I hopped off to the gym instead to do an hour of cycling and a […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Im quite confident that my neighbours heard my orgasm moans during phone sex with my partner, K. Maybe that’s why their TV went super loud, and it’s almost vibrating against my floor now. I love him to read erotica to me, especially the things he writes about me. He is very talented. In Chapter 35 […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been reading up about demons, entities, and negative emotions. If you maintain a positive spirit (higher vibration) they stay the fuck away. Don’t even ask why I get these sudden urges to research things, but things like that interest me. Yesterday morning, something strange happened at home. It was morning about 9.00 am time, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s your sexual fetish? I like to get covered in oil or other substances (cum included), and rub my naked body against my partner. Getting all slippy is so erotic. Feel his hard dick rubbing over my burning clit. The thought gets me wet. Others like to dress in stockings/suspenders, and sit on their partner’s […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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