What the cunning film world manage to do with all sex scenes in movies is to make it look sensual and inspiring. Fair enough…inspiring is good. A hot kissing session can get me wet but do they ever show the dick slipping out like it does in real life when performing interesting, rampant positions? NO.

If a girl is wet, the cock is gonna slip out. Guaranteed. Sex is a game of two halves. You must both work at the thrusts and build up a good rhythm. Another thing they don’t show in movies are the playful aspects like fanny farting, although it can be embarrassing for some women. I think they’re funny. During an orgasm or sex, air is pushed or sucked into the vagina and it’s a simple release a couple of minutes to 20 minutes later.

Sex can be very enjoyable but you have to accept that movie sex is far from the truth. During sex, the body heats up and perspires – another thing they do not show in movie sex. I am not stating that all movies portray sex like this, but most of them do. I am not a fan of porno movies so I am not sure what they show in there but I’m sure the model has to remain preened and perfect at all times.

I praise Sex and the City though. They showed sweaty sex, countless blow jobs, but it was deemed perfect. I didn’t hear any fanny farts. When you have sex you have to accept they are a part of you so let them go.