GIRL WITH A DIRTY MIND

When I woke up today with such tender breast pain, I thought my blog today would be to talk about the great aspects of being a woman vs. the bits I hate.

Positives of being a woman

• Women are sexy. Ain’t it great that we do not all look the same and our body shapes are different. It is simply not natural to have no fat on the body. Fat is needed to keep us warm, plus men like something to grab onto, am I right guys?

• Women are complex – This is a good thing and challenges the minds of men. Men are known to be more easy going but some women will go through their whole lives never understanding how a man’s mind works. I think it is fascinating.

• Curves Curves Curves – I love my curves. If I could happily walk around naked wherever I go I would. This is why I feel confident enough to put myself on the front page of my books. Why should I pay a photographer to do it when I have a sexy body?

• Lips – We can coat our lips (not vaginal lips mind) with sexy lipgloss and lipstick to flirt with our prey. Many men are drawn to lips but do not like to kiss gloss. Many taste like chocolate or strawberries guys, seriously!

• We are caring, generous, loving – Generally, women are naturally caring and loving toward their partner. Women give birth so must have that nurturing skill.

• Clitoris – Man oh Man how wonderful is this little nerve rich organ. How we stroke ourselves can lead to varied orgasms. Side to side, circle, up and down, using a dildo. I prefer two fingers circling my clit to be honest. Turns me wild.

Negatives of being a woman

• The Menstrual Cycle – Oh man how I hate this. My emotions go through the roof. Apparently the menstrual cycle also means moon cycle – makes sense eh?

• Emotions – I’m not talking menstrual cycles here but if there are any Moon in Pisces individuals out there, no doubt they feel emotional at certain times of the month and cannot explain it. This is to do with astrology and I’m still learning about myself.

• Breast pain - primarily why I started this post today because my tits feel so swollen.

Okay, so we have more positives and I guess there are more negatives to being a woman and, I often wonder what it would be like to be a man for the day but I’m happy being a sexy woman.

Tips to get rid of the negatives:.

• A good way to get through those emotional few days of the menstrual cycle is to meditate. Use your diaphragm and take in real deep breaths to calm the mind. Use a crystal to heal further.

• Have an orgasm and release those endorphins. I refuse to take a painkillers for breast pain or that other discomforting pain we feel further down, so I’ll try to have a quickie orgasm to push out my natural pain killers.

• Spend some time alone – Sometimes it is good to be alone. It gives you time to think and get out your black holes. It certainly helps me anyhow.