Jan27

Jon Slips His Hand Down Long Johns

on January 27th, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Posted In: Masturbation

When my sexy boyfriend Jon slips his hand down his warm long johns, the urge to masturbate dominates me. Being unable to view his cock and how he’s caressing his tip is torture for me. I’d love to give him a blow job without touching his cock. My warm breaths teasing through the warm cotton making it twitch and dribble pre-cum. His cock is going to get a treat.

He gives me a treat pumping his fingers over his tasty meat, while my pupils grow thrilled at the sight. I love watching him cover his cock in oil, a few drops is enough to make his gasp envelop my whole body with shivers. Soon enough, I’m pumping my pussy two fingers and licking cum off my fingers, while Jon watches.

I love rubbing my clit hard until it’s on edge and then rubbing it softly. It drives me nuts, and it seemed to drive Jon wild after licking my cum-soaked fingers and covering my swollen nipples with my spider web, last Sunday I brought myself to one of the most intense orgasms of my life. I’d forgot to charge the We Vibe 3, but fingers do just the trick, if you know how to use them to your advantage. For me, I love the electricity before my orgasm, I wish that would last for minutes instead of seconds. Teasing my clit slowly is tantric enough for me, but I can see how Tantric Sex would light up every sense in the body, although I’ve not got the patience to test it.

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Jan18

How to Get A Tight Pussy for FREE

on January 18th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Posted In: Masturbation, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I received my new copy of Bizarre magazine today and inside it was an leaflet advertisement for Orgasm Enhancer who promise that “The Elisex and Viva orgasm enhancers provide stronger and longer orgasms by strengthening and toning those intimate muscles.” But at a price of £99.99 and £199.99, I say have more orgasms and get a tight pussy for free. During an orgasm, the vagina contracts, and I’m sure your partner will confirm this fact, or you can place a finger inside your vagina during orgasm and feel for yourself.

I like giving my boyfriend extreme close ups of my pussy during orgasm. He describes it opening up like an orchid and then juices ooze out as it turns from the darkened ruby back to its original shade. The pussy is a magnificent sight. Most women may say it looks ugly, or some will go to the extreme and have vaginal surgery, but this area is a heavenly sight for millions of men. I love mine.

The great thing about having a real orgasm is how the pussy doesn’t feel it is doing kegal toning exercises during orgasm, as those exercises suck, which is why I am greedy with orgasms and it hurts to stick a massive dildo inside me, as I am so tight. I will never stick a pelvic floor muscle toning machine inside me, but I will allow Jon to slide into me, while I squeeze his cock internally, although that will be a pleasant experience rather than a hindrance.

I think most people forget that a clitoral orgasm does so much more than cause wonderful endorphins to perform their own marching parade all over the body and mind. The pelvic floor muscles strengthen with every orgasm, and as most women’s vaginas contracts for an average of eight seconds, this is a lot of intensive exercise in such a short a period of time.

Fair enough, there are companies out there who want us to have stronger, longer orgasms, but forget about the toning tools, buy a synchronised dildo like the We Vibe 3 and do the real thing instead. Have more sex, masturbate more, enjoy the orgasms, and get a tighter pussy, longer orgasm, kill stress, and achieve glowing skin for free. I wish stuff like this was advertised all over the media instead of the draining fear-based propaganda all the time. After a splendid quickie orgasm with my Jon this afternoon, I am full of love and gratitude for life.

 

 

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Jan04

Three’s A Crowd – Explicit Erotica

on January 4th, 2012 at 12:57 am
Posted In: Erotica

I finished my two-year relationship after Tom flirts with a hot girl in a restaurant implying a threesome. However, when he arrives home and tries to sweet talk his way back into my bed, the conversation returns to the threesome fantasy. When we are greeted by a knock at the door in the middle of the night, what does he have in store for and will it bring us closer together or further apart? Another explicit tale from author Girl With A Dirty Mind. Over 4500 explicit words including anal sex, raunchy kisses, and plenty of cock sucking.

THREE’S A CROWD SAMPLE

Available to buy: Audacious Press Store ♥  Amazon.com ♥  Amazon.co.uk ♥

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Dec30

We Vibe 3

on December 30th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
Posted In: Sex Toy Review

I received a unique gift from my boyfriend this christmas, the We Vibe 3 – a funky vibrator that works simultaneously on the g-spot and clitoris and can be used during masturbation or during lovemaking. In fact, the We Vibe 3 is wonderfully versatile. It has to be charged for 24-hours before first use as it’s a fragile thing, but once inserted into the vagina, it starts to tickle internally and gently brush the clitoris. Water-based lubricants are ideal to use with the We Vibe 3. It also comes with a  feather light remote control, but the thicker end (which tickles the clit) has a tiny button on the tip which, when pressed, starts the vibrations. It is very quiet, and even though it might not hit the g-spot unless you’re using it during lovemaking, it does titillate the pussy into feelings of fantasy and sex.

The first vibration setting is subtle, the second more ticklish and intense, and the last four have a little bit of both. It is possible to walk around wearing the We Vibe 3, but it may slip out after a short while, especially if you use a lot of lube or are naturally silky.

The We Vibe 3 is gentle enough to slip in the ass, which I tried tonight and it felt wonderful. The other end was too far from the clit so I pushed it into my pussy. Once it’s in the ass and pussy, it won’t slip out, believe me! While the vibrator is working its magic, I got the chance to work my magic on my clit. Jon came quickly, especially after I’d stuck the We Vibe 3 in my ass and pussy. Strangely, the clitoris feels less sensitive when there is action on the pussy and ass, but it still felt ecstatic when I came.

We Vibe 3 Positives

  • Versatile and can be used in the ass, pussy, and clitoris, and perhaps a cool toy to tease over the spine and nipples.
  • Rechargeable vibrator and has a 2-hour battery life once fully charged.
  • Stimulates both the g-spot and the clitoris.
  • Horny for a partner to watch.
  • Feels wonderful in the ass.
  • Gently tickles the clitoris.
  • It’s fully waterproof and can be used in the shower.
  • Can be used during foreplay and lovemaking.
  • Available worldwide.
  • We Vibe 3 is made from flexible silicone and is available in a range of colours.
  • Comes in a beautiful elegant box and comes in its own storage box for easy transfer without breakage.
We Vibe 3 Negatives
  • When used alone, it doesn’t really stimulate the female g-spot. However, with lovemaking it may do just that.
  • Can’t use oil or silicone based lubricants.
  • Must be charged before using for the first time to elongate the battery life.
  • Expensive product and shop around, as the prices vary on each website. Venus Envy‘s $149.95 converts to about £94.00, but expect to pay £100 at Ann Summers and Love Honey.

 

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Dec29

Make CUM So MUCH More!

on December 29th, 2011 at 9:53 pm
Posted In: Fantasy, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I love masturbating to the point of explosion but teasing myself further while I watch my man tease his ass and cock until his face is so full of frustration and he grows wilder before pumping thick clear juices on his chest and hands. He’s so experimental and it drives my pussy crazy. I want him to stand over me, blindfold me, and pump his cum juices over my face, hair, tits, and everywhere else, then climb on top and rub it in. Getting sweaty and messy makes a shower worth getting clean for. Cum is pure protein plus it’s got a salty kick (well I’m guessing most do), in fact it should be available as a cum shake. Mmm, I wonder if Holland and Barrett would stock my Jon’s cum. Fuck the protein shake, get some bloody cum juice down your neck.

I can’t wait to share a kiss full of cum with Jon. He’ll lick it off my tongue and play teasing games or lick it in and around my nipples after he’s shot his jizz between my tits. Cum is human pheromone, which is why the situation gets so tense during lovemaking. Perspiration also emits natural pheromones, which make you feel more attracted to your partner and makes you more attractive to him or her during intimacy. If your partner is a good lover, s/he will consider your pleasure more important than his or hers. This is an act of unconditional love as you put yourself before another. There is no better feeling than being in charge of a lover’s explosion. If you’re giving head, you can control the depth of penetration as it slides into your mouth and control how slow or fast you wank him with your fingers or other material.

Jon sent me a cloth covered in his sweat and cum juices and it was very arousing. So I returned the favour and sent him a pair of worn panties (a known fetish) and he loved them. Don’t feel scared about trying new things with your sexuality. Discover your sexuality. If you are scared, question why you have those beliefs. The human experience may be short and it’s time to discover fun. Sex and orgasms are free stress relievers, which is why religion places so much guilt on its pleasures. Experiment with cum. Rub it on your wrist or even into your hair. Apparently it makes a fine and natural hair gel, especially if you’ve seen There’s Something About Mary. This will put your “scent” out there.

 

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Dec12

The Porn Show of My Life

on December 12th, 2011 at 12:26 pm
Posted In: Erotica, Fantasy

When my boyfriend promised that he would give me the porn show of my life, I knew he wasn’t lying. He had written a horny story about his first experience with a cucumber several days earlier, and his description pulled me in to his fantasy. Watching him bent over and pleasuring his tools with his fingers, tons of oil, and a warm cucumber soon creamed my thighs. Thick milk spewed from me as I heard his deep moans of ecstasy. Fuck the boring porn movies of men and women having hard sex, this was my boyfriend performing a very intimate act on himself in front of me. Probing the anus with a cucumber is such a turn on, and anyone who judges peculiar acts should look at why judgment arises. It is often from another persons beliefs. As his body was relaxed and excited, he pushed it in without tension and wanked his cock firmly.

Soon enough I was masturbating wildly, sticking two fingers into my dripping pussy and pulling out my wrinkly fingers covered in a web of sticky delight. I love tasting myself, Jon and I could live on cum for a week. Ten minutes later my clit was on fire for release, but I promised Jon I would wait for his wild come. He thrashed wildly on the bed toying with his cucumber, rubbing it over his balls and granite cock, and pushed it deeper. It’s 14-inch length almost half in. As it milked his g-spot, white liquid erupted from his cock tip and he rubbed it in mixed with the oil.

By this point, I felt like I was having ten orgasms. I fucked my cushiony soft g-spot with two fingers, the delight as it is squished against my fingers further infuriating Jon’s cock. Every minute I heard his moans, I wondered if his wild orgasm would take over but I waited in frustration, my juicy fingers avoiding my clit, the anticipation to come too strong.

Fuck yes, I was in ecstasy, I think we both were. As sweat poured from his brow down his cheeks, I described my standing over him half squatted , his hands tied behind his back so he couldn’t touch me. I creamed my clit, pushing myself to the edge again and again delighted just watching his face as my juices dripped like pools of milky tears on his nipples, next on his cock, and then a splodge of thick milky ejaculation on his face. His tongue tries to reach his cheek to lick it but it’s too far. As I’m closer, I plant my pussy against his nose giving him enough room to breath, but knowing that in this position my juices would drain into his mouth.

Rubbing my pussy over his face definately got him pumping and, as I finger fucked myself so hard it sounded like I was a splashing in a puddle of goo, he cursed and moaned heavily. I knew his wild orgasm was close. “Come in your mouth,” I told him. “Shoot it across the sea and make it land on my window.” Oh fuck, you can’t imagine how wonderful it is to watch a cock slipping in and out of a boyfriends hand but Oh God how I wished it was slipping in and out of my mouth. I love turning on my man. God I wanted to taste his thick cum, swallow half of it and share the rest with him in a firm teasing kiss, our cum and sweat all over each other so we’re wrestling against each other, his cock slipping in and out of my deliriously wet slit.

Holy shit, we both sounded like sex starved nymphs too desperate to orgasm, but yet the anticipation to come felt intenser than the my forthcoming explosion. I love getting wild with my man. I want him to piss all over me, cum all over me and rub it into my hair, but most of all, I want him to smile in satisfaction after bringing him to a climax that knocks him out. Isn’t that every woman’s dream?

After my juicy pussy on his nose dripping juices into his mouth description, he soon felt the release explode as I pulled my fingers out of my pussy and rubbed them over my clit, the horny release coming in seconds. My body shook, my face slipped into a cheeky satisfied smile and strange laughter swept over me. In fact, an orgasm like ours could do nothing but bring tears or laughter. My cum soaked fingers turned almost glue like, sticky remnants in between the web of my fingers and on my fossilised ring Jon bought me for my birthday.

Y’know what I feel blessed for. A partner who is experimental, loves to pleasure himself, watch me pleasure myself, and his bisexual fantasies of having sex with another man. Even the thought of Jon kissing another man gets me dripping fast. When we’re together, Jon promises me an orgasm like that every night…and I believe him.Experimentation is so sexy, so why not share a deliciously hot fantasy or live show with a partner tonight.

 

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Dec12

Jon Time

on December 12th, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Posted In: Guest Erotica
Soon after our call ended, I stripped off my clothes and jumped into the shower, my cock tall and hard as a clock tower in a rain storm. At first, I massaged around the opening with my soapy fingers while tugging and fondling my now swollen nuts. After a thorough douching, I began probing my ass with a slippery finger isolating my g-spot, the pleasure almost knocking me off my feet. Now after two and even three fingers, I replaced them with my little blue comedian and pushed it in deeper.

The huge cucumber was soaking in a pot of hot water by the bed next to my big bottle of grapeseed oil and extra towels. I quickly dried off and now, incredibly horny and full of anticipation, laid down on my bed grabbing my fat black butt plug on the way.

Although a little uncomfortable initially, soon my anus relaxed sucking in the slick silicone. Mmm, fuck this felt nice. I drizzled more oil over my bursting sac and down into my ass. It wasn’t long before I reached for the cuke and proceeded to lube it up like a thick cock together with the oil and precum that had gathered on my belly. Sliding the 14″ length up and down my crack, the warm vegetable felt very much like I imagined a real dick would.

Still on my back, I relaxed further accepting this wonderful new sensation deep inside me. Pumping slowly, I now flipped over into doggy allowing me more control. I returned full focus to my g-spot milking my prostate (evidenced by the stream of sweet liquid dribbling from my throbbing tip).

The reaction that followed remains unparalleled. It was all I could do to keep my grip on the greasy green dildo as my rhythm broke and my whole body convulsed with electric euphoria. Creamy cucumber dressing exploded from within saturating both towels and bed sheets beneath my exhausted body. I collapsed, fucked and satisfied.

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Dec09

Male & Female Circumcision

on December 9th, 2011 at 7:28 am
Posted In: Masturbation

If the pictures disgust you, I would not recommend you read further, but why must some men and women endure such pain from circumcision? Okay, some men have a tight foreskin and circumcision is necessary, but most men and women who are circumcised are forced to do so through religious beliefs. Here we go again, back to another silly belief system project onto us by someone else.

Female Circumcision

Over 120 million women worldwide have been circumcised or undergone female mutilation and it is often done by use of dirty instruments like glass, scissors, blades, or kitchen knives without anaesthetic. This is horrific. Women are taught that the genitals are dirty and unclean, but this is total brainwashing. Many men believe the folklore that if their penis touches a clitoris, they will die. This hogwash crap has got to end. Please start thinking for yourself instead of listening to someone elses ideologies.

Now try to put yourself in a woman’s shoes. Imagine living each day with such fear that you are a dirty disgusting human being who deserves such punishment? I thought the origins of religion was to spread love and provide non-judgment, but I guess it’s man making up the rules now to keep people in a state of fear.

If you are a female who still had her genitals fully intact, but refrains from masturbation, ask yourself why? What are those dark beliefs and why do you believe them? Masturbation is a wonderful stress reliever and may even help insomniacs. To help ban female circumcision, please sign this petition.

Male Circumcision

There have been over 665 million male circumcisions worldwide. Again most of them are done for religious reasons, and some for health reasons. A circumcised penis loses a lot of nerve endings, which are found in the removed foreskin. The foreskin keeps the area moist and prevents chafing during masturbation through the release of smegma, which can build up and must be washed daily. Even the clitoris gathers smegma. Smegma contains natural pheromones. Again, why should men have to endure such horror?

The choice of male or female circumcision is for the self to make, not another person or manipulating religion. Maybe I cannot open up the sexual mind of everyone worldwide, but I am so grateful for my deep mind that asks questions and has helped me on my sexual quest to self-love. And that’s what masturbation is, self love. It is the safest form of lovemaking you can do with yourself. I’m sure the medical industry would love to say that masturbation can cause a disease, and many used to say mental illness was down to too much masturbation, but this was more fear-enduced brainwashing.

I love my body and that of my partner. Orgasms relieve stress and release endorphins. If the best thing you do today is to strip off and treat your body to a mind blowing orgasm, you deserve that pleasure. And if guilt is holding you back, continue to rub yourself and push all of that guilt into the genitals ready to be released when that electrical spark of delirious happiness erupts like a volcano.

Only fear can keep you held into certain beliefs, but if you release that fear and know that you are here to live a life of happiness and love, giving self-less pleasure to yourself and a partner is a huge percentage of that love.

So instead of turning to food or drugs, turn to the body that has the power to reduce tension, migraine, insomnia, and anxiety through orgasm. The genitals are there for a reason so use them generously. Be kind to yourself and others in whatever way that may be. I feel totally blessed to be able to share lovemaking with my partner and to write of my experiences and motivate others. Click here to read more about male and female circumcision.

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Nov29

Doctor’s Orders

on November 29th, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Posted In: Energy Tools, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I had a though today and I know why it doesn’t occur, but why don’t doctors write a prescription advising someone to simply masturbate for stress relief? Perhaps the GP would get sacked for abusing the system or not following “the system”. But it’s not exactly abuse, and masturbation is often viewed as abusing the body. It’s such bullshit! Doctors advise that patients should get exercise, but sex and masturbation are exercise and get the heart pumping. I guess the health industry know deep down that there is a lot of benefit to masturbation, but there no money if doctors prescribe sex over medication.

Let’s take menstrual pain. It’s a fucking drag and some women suffer with this pain every single month. There are tons of pain relievers from ibuprofen and Anadin to the usual paracetamol or advanced pain relief, but neither are natural. An orgasm is the outcome of masturbation and it does something to the body that a drug just can’t.

Sex is given a bad name especially from celebrities who promote sexual lust because they can’t sell records without showing enough flesh to get fan’s hearts racing. Of course, this is a quick release of sexual tension, but a long masturbation session that uses fantasy and thoughts of a partner will do so much more than relieve sexual tension, plus it will also burn calories. Masturbation teaches self-love rather than hate or abuse, and most of us despise ourselves or we wouldn’t make ourselves obese, kill ourselves with cigarette smoke, or drink into stupor states of oblivion. I’m not perfect, I still have issues with myself. Maybe they will never disappear but at least the guilt of masturbation or sex is not the main cause.  ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Nov28

Poem By My Sweet Lover

on November 28th, 2011 at 12:21 pm
Posted In: Inside A Man's Mind
More precious than diamonds, beer, or soft porn
She’s my butterfly angel I talk to each morn
A sexual marvel
A spiritual force
I’m speaking of Miss Helen Garvey of course
With a piercing third eye, she’s surfing the night
Uncovering clues to who’s wrong and what’s right
I’ve joined with her journey
I’ll stand by her side
Through troubles and triumphs she can always confide
As she plods through the darkness in search of the truth
And sifts amongst  lies we were taught in our youth
The Kundi grows stronger
Her chakras run deep
Often the strain overwhelms her to sleep
Her courage inspires me to work on myself
To dust off the guilties I’ve saved on my shelf
She’s fatally loyal
I know that she’ll stay
My sweet luvin lady the end of the day
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