Feb13

FREE Valentine’s Day Ideas

on February 13th, 2012 at 8:30 pm
Posted In: Dating, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

At Christmas time, I spotted several partner cards costing £4.00, now we have the overpriced Valentines Day. Rip off teddy bears, calorific chocolates, flowers, champagne, holidays, and whatever else. If Valentines Day is about LOVE, then prove this love by making a valentine’s gift rather than buying one. Make a canvas. I made one for Jon at Christmas, as I was short of cash, but he loved it. Canvas’ are avaiable in various sizes from craft shops. Buy some paints or beads or use badges or buttons. There are millions of different ways to decorate a canvas.

Instead of buying an expensive card, send an e-card. Write poetry. We do not need to be a professional poet, but piecing words and phrases together and going deep inside the heart and expressing these emotions is loving and giving and absolutely free. I love writing poetry for Jon. My poetry may be crap but it always comes from the heart.

Douse the body in sexy lingerie and natural pheromones and greet a partner by giving him a slow striptease. Wear red lipstick and give him a blow job to remember. Mix several drops of pure essential oil in olive oil, but instead of massaging it all over his or her body, rub it over your body and climb on top. Feed each other exotic food while blindfolded. There are tons of ways to create a celebrate Valentine’s Day without spending a ridiculous amount of money. It’s always the consumers who are ripped off by Valentine’s Day, but you can display this love by trying something different. And if your partner wants a present rather than a loving gesture, look elsewhere because love is love and must be treasured.

 

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Feb11

Tattoo Fetish – Explicit Erotica

on February 11th, 2012 at 12:23 pm
Posted In: Erotica

Leanne has a fetish for pain, but she’s kept her secret hidden from her boyfriend for a while. He’s not a fan of pain, although he doesn’t mind inflicting it upon her. After her two hour session, she is ready for a heavy pounding, but doesn’t expect an anal Danny to ignore her sexual charge. Will she finally confess of her love for pain and turn him around?

TATTOO FETISH SAMPLE

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Feb08

Worn Panties Fetish

on February 8th, 2012 at 11:19 am
Posted In: Fantasy

About a year ago, I noticed an advertisement in a well known women’s magazine selling worn panties. There is a fetish for almost anything, but paying over £25 for a pair of knickers that had been masturbated in is a bit much… don’t you think? If you don’t believe me, check out Abby’s Worn Panties. This website is very personal. They will cater for your desires, so if you want one of the girls to wear panties for several days, she will…but for an additional charge.

There are tons of these sites. Hairy Jazmin charges $35 for a pair of worn panties. This fetish market is huge. Forget Chanel No.5, which contains NO natural pheromones and buy some worn panties instead. Stick them on your nose and masturbate. There may be some magic in the worn panties fetish after my boyfriend and I sent each other sweat and pheromone soaked material. Jon sent me a small cloth with spunk and sweat on, and it smelt enticing, and I sent a pair of worn panties to him, which he has since licked clean.

Before the menstrual cycle, women secrete a milky fluid, which may smell more pungent, but the rest of the time the liquid is clear and has a unique scent and taste of its own. I love licking my cum soaked fingers in front of Jon. I rub them around my nipples and it gets him hot and bothered. There is nothing seedy about the worn panties fetish. Surprise a partner by slipping overnight worn panties into his jacket pocket and get ready for him to pounce as soon as he walks through the door.

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Feb07

Rainwear Fetish

on February 7th, 2012 at 1:12 pm
Posted In: Fantasy

In this selection of articles, I am going to dip into the fetishes that may or may not have a huge population base. This article will focus on the rainwear fetish where it may be just the scent or the feeling of rainwear on the skin that causes excitement in the genitals.

Moreover, rainwear comes in different types of fabric, from rubbery and plastic to colourful vinyl. I think it would be quite fun to go for a walk wearing nothing but rainwear and boots and let the rain drain your worries into arousal. Jon and can’t wait for a downpour, let the rain saturate us, and get warm making love. I don’t care how messy we look, but it’s the sensual feeling of rain on the skin. Rain is sexy!

Make love on a park bench, in a forest, against a tree, in a muddy puddle, the scenes become endless. Those women afraid of rain may prefer to make love in the shower. Even better, wear clothes in the shower, but make sure to wring them out well, as I tried this wearing a white t-shirt for Jon, but the breasts and nipples look especially wonderful. And if you’re wearing full on waterproofs, slip your finger down your partner’s trousers and tease him or her hard or wet.

Here is a fun website catering for rainwear fetishists. They sell club wear, plastic underwear (I like the thought of Jon rubbing his dick against my plastic covered crotch), masks, rainwear etc.

I can imagine how the rainwear fetish is similar to a latex or rubber fetish. The feeling of a certain fabric or scent will click in the brain and send a surge of pleasure in between the legs.

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Feb05

Easy Ways To Scare Off A Date

on February 5th, 2012 at 5:36 pm
Posted In: Dating

What’s the easiest way to put off a potential date? By being honest. How many times do we put on an act saying we’re absolutely fine when we feel like crap. Jon and I had a laugh yesterday after I noticed I’d received a message on Facebook from my first boyfriend. Since he had messaged me in June 2011, I deleted it. But if I were to say, “Hi  I’m depressed. Bye.” Surely, that’s a cool and easy way to say “Go fuck yourself with a dildo, I want to be alone.”

If you’re not too keen on someone, just be honest and state your true feelings. If you feel depressed, say so. And if it scares your potential partner away, isn’t it better to be genuine than put on a false act? Nobody feels 100 percent all the time, or if s/he does, perhaps it’s aided by Prozac or some other drug.

Often lacking interest in someone is playing hard to get, from his or her POV. If you are losing interest in someone, why not try and act clingy and possessive. Call or text him or her fifty times a day. Make a love heart shaped cookie. Go overboard.

Although my partner Jon is wonderful and accepting of my bad habits, as even my belching doesn’t put him off, some men find it rude and unfeminine. Any carbonated drink works best. And a burp is better out than in. How cool is it when you can talk to your partner about number twos and have a laugh about it?

Get out the whip out on the first date. Act like a dominatrix (in leather or latex attire) and scare the shit out of him (or her). A bad kiss is always a easy excuse to break it off, as is foul garlic or onion breath, unless you are eating it together.

A good kiss can feel better than sex. I often imagine our first kiss, soft and silky then growing moist and sensual until our tongues melt into one and set alight our genitals, which grow so wet our clothes slip off with ease.

If a man or woman isn’t into you, the chemistry may not be there. Just give up and don’t bother wasting your energy. There is always a special someone out there who is your perfect match. Often we may have to kiss plenty of frogs before we meet our prince/ss, but always give 100 percent with your heart and soul and one day you will be blessed, as I have.

 

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Jan30

The Importance of Genital Hygiene

on January 30th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Posted In: Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I once dated a man who had a smelly cock. It was so bad I had to hold my nose as I sucked him, then eventually my saliva ridded the scent. Smegma may be required to give the cock a good pull, but it’s certainly not there to be licked. When smegma shows its time for a wash. Smegma even gathers in the clitoris.

Genitals have a natural scent, which is arousing as smegma contains pheromones, but it is possible to tell the difference between clean and dirty genitals. Some women make the mistake of cleaning the inside of the vagina, which may encourage thrush to develop. The vagina is self cleansing. It has a natural odour and the taste and scent of ejaculation can vary during the month. When I’m off my menstrual cycle, my juices are clear and honey-like, but on the menstrual cycle, it has a milky consistency.

Do not be put off oral sex because of the natural musky scent of the genitals. This is natural and draws you toward a partner. Overly cleaning the genitals destroys the natural pheromones, and covering the body with fragranced products further masks the natural pheromones. Experiment with yourself and know your scent. Yes, we can’t lick own own pussy or dick, but we can masturbate and learn to love our subtle fragrance.

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Jan27

Jon Slips His Hand Down Long Johns

on January 27th, 2012 at 6:10 pm
Posted In: Masturbation

When my sexy boyfriend Jon slips his hand down his warm long johns, the urge to masturbate dominates me. Being unable to view his cock and how he’s caressing his tip is torture for me. I’d love to give him a blow job without touching his cock. My warm breaths teasing through the warm cotton making it twitch and dribble pre-cum. His cock is going to get a treat.

He gives me a treat pumping his fingers over his tasty meat, while my pupils grow thrilled at the sight. I love watching him cover his cock in oil, a few drops is enough to make his gasp envelop my whole body with shivers. Soon enough, I’m pumping my pussy two fingers and licking cum off my fingers, while Jon watches.

I love rubbing my clit hard until it’s on edge and then rubbing it softly. It drives me nuts, and it seemed to drive Jon wild after licking my cum-soaked fingers and covering my swollen nipples with my spider web, last Sunday I brought myself to one of the most intense orgasms of my life. I’d forgot to charge the We Vibe 3, but fingers do just the trick, if you know how to use them to your advantage. For me, I love the electricity before my orgasm, I wish that would last for minutes instead of seconds. Teasing my clit slowly is tantric enough for me, but I can see how Tantric Sex would light up every sense in the body, although I’ve not got the patience to test it.

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Jan18

How to Get A Tight Pussy for FREE

on January 18th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
Posted In: Masturbation, Tips for a Hot Sex Life

I received my new copy of Bizarre magazine today and inside it was an leaflet advertisement for Orgasm Enhancer who promise that “The Elisex and Viva orgasm enhancers provide stronger and longer orgasms by strengthening and toning those intimate muscles.” But at a price of £99.99 and £199.99, I say have more orgasms and get a tight pussy for free. During an orgasm, the vagina contracts, and I’m sure your partner will confirm this fact, or you can place a finger inside your vagina during orgasm and feel for yourself.

I like giving my boyfriend extreme close ups of my pussy during orgasm. He describes it opening up like an orchid and then juices ooze out as it turns from the darkened ruby back to its original shade. The pussy is a magnificent sight. Most women may say it looks ugly, or some will go to the extreme and have vaginal surgery, but this area is a heavenly sight for millions of men. I love mine.

The great thing about having a real orgasm is how the pussy doesn’t feel it is doing kegal toning exercises during orgasm, as those exercises suck, which is why I am greedy with orgasms and it hurts to stick a massive dildo inside me, as I am so tight. I will never stick a pelvic floor muscle toning machine inside me, but I will allow Jon to slide into me, while I squeeze his cock internally, although that will be a pleasant experience rather than a hindrance.

I think most people forget that a clitoral orgasm does so much more than cause wonderful endorphins to perform their own marching parade all over the body and mind. The pelvic floor muscles strengthen with every orgasm, and as most women’s vaginas contracts for an average of eight seconds, this is a lot of intensive exercise in such a short a period of time.

Fair enough, there are companies out there who want us to have stronger, longer orgasms, but forget about the toning tools, buy a synchronised dildo like the We Vibe 3 and do the real thing instead. Have more sex, masturbate more, enjoy the orgasms, and get a tighter pussy, longer orgasm, kill stress, and achieve glowing skin for free. I wish stuff like this was advertised all over the media instead of the draining fear-based propaganda all the time. After a splendid quickie orgasm with my Jon this afternoon, I am full of love and gratitude for life.

 

 

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Jan04

Three’s A Crowd – Explicit Erotica

on January 4th, 2012 at 12:57 am
Posted In: Erotica

I finished my two-year relationship after Tom flirts with a hot girl in a restaurant implying a threesome. However, when he arrives home and tries to sweet talk his way back into my bed, the conversation returns to the threesome fantasy. When we are greeted by a knock at the door in the middle of the night, what does he have in store for and will it bring us closer together or further apart? Another explicit tale from author Girl With A Dirty Mind. Over 4500 explicit words including anal sex, raunchy kisses, and plenty of cock sucking.

THREE’S A CROWD SAMPLE

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Dec30

We Vibe 3

on December 30th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
Posted In: Sex Toy Review

I received a unique gift from my boyfriend this christmas, the We Vibe 3 – a funky vibrator that works simultaneously on the g-spot and clitoris and can be used during masturbation or during lovemaking. In fact, the We Vibe 3 is wonderfully versatile. It has to be charged for 24-hours before first use as it’s a fragile thing, but once inserted into the vagina, it starts to tickle internally and gently brush the clitoris. Water-based lubricants are ideal to use with the We Vibe 3. It also comes with a  feather light remote control, but the thicker end (which tickles the clit) has a tiny button on the tip which, when pressed, starts the vibrations. It is very quiet, and even though it might not hit the g-spot unless you’re using it during lovemaking, it does titillate the pussy into feelings of fantasy and sex.

The first vibration setting is subtle, the second more ticklish and intense, and the last four have a little bit of both. It is possible to walk around wearing the We Vibe 3, but it may slip out after a short while, especially if you use a lot of lube or are naturally silky.

The We Vibe 3 is gentle enough to slip in the ass, which I tried tonight and it felt wonderful. The other end was too far from the clit so I pushed it into my pussy. Once it’s in the ass and pussy, it won’t slip out, believe me! While the vibrator is working its magic, I got the chance to work my magic on my clit. Jon came quickly, especially after I’d stuck the We Vibe 3 in my ass and pussy. Strangely, the clitoris feels less sensitive when there is action on the pussy and ass, but it still felt ecstatic when I came.

We Vibe 3 Positives

  • Versatile and can be used in the ass, pussy, and clitoris, and perhaps a cool toy to tease over the spine and nipples.
  • Rechargeable vibrator and has a 2-hour battery life once fully charged.
  • Stimulates both the g-spot and the clitoris.
  • Horny for a partner to watch.
  • Feels wonderful in the ass.
  • Gently tickles the clitoris.
  • It’s fully waterproof and can be used in the shower.
  • Can be used during foreplay and lovemaking.
  • Available worldwide.
  • We Vibe 3 is made from flexible silicone and is available in a range of colours.
  • Comes in a beautiful elegant box and comes in its own storage box for easy transfer without breakage.
We Vibe 3 Negatives
  • When used alone, it doesn’t really stimulate the female g-spot. However, with lovemaking it may do just that.
  • Can’t use oil or silicone based lubricants.
  • Must be charged before using for the first time to elongate the battery life.
  • Expensive product and shop around, as the prices vary on each website. Venus Envy‘s $149.95 converts to about £94.00, but expect to pay £100 at Ann Summers and Love Honey.

 

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